The town square is full of traditional Victorian Satanmas carolers singing Hail Satan, Hail Satan, Fa la la la la - la la la la!
Even though commercial interests continue to take the “Christ” out of “Halloween” — or as the Wiccans and the Hippies know it, “Ha’ll’ow’e'en” — I plan to celebrate with a traditional turkey dinner and a blood sacrifice. This year: a cute guinea pig. Call me old fashioned — just don’t call me late for Black Mass! HAHAHAHAHAHA!
But seriously: All hail the Dark Lord.
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brilliant: in a corporate, profits at all costs, ‘first!’ sorta way…
(though, to be honest, sam’s club was selling santanic spirits 2 weeks ago)
p.s. - love the new design - very in keeping with the upcoming holidays.
You are on fire, my friend. I raise my glass of freshly-drained virgin blood to you.
At first, I thought: How about pumpkins and witches? But then I thought, Nah! Go with Satan.
Thanx, guyz!